so these are the valentines day cards i’m giving out to my class„
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
Doing this for my friend on v day for sure
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I gave PMS strawberry pie
And it responded with kicking me in the uterus
And people say Pepper doesn’t have enough spunk to match Tony in their relationship.
Come on, we all know who wears the pants between these two.
Photoshoot with myself pt 1: “I am a fabulous bitch and can make my eyes disappear”
Also filed under “this is why I have more guy friends than girl friends”
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
why am i laughig















